All my lame fanfics
Dec 24, 2018 18:24:43 GMT
Post by Rosa on Dec 24, 2018 18:24:43 GMT
Okay so I was blackmailed into doing these blame Cesar for this.
gaming
[#spoiler=gaming]Mad Jack~ TRUE END
All the players in the Nonary Game are just chilling out when suddenly a Japanese man comes up to them with a taser!
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM MAD JACK! I HAVE COME HERE TO KILL YOU!" He advances to one of the players, but he bangs his hand against a wall, jerking the hand in which he's holding the taser with towards his chest, accidentally electrocuting him.
But then another man just like him shows up, but with a knife! "MWAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM MAD JACK THE SECOND! I HAVE COME TO KILL YOU ALL!" But then he trips and accidentally stabs himself.
Then yet another man comes in, but with a gun! "MWAHAHA! I AM MAD JACK THE RIPPER! I HAVE COME TO KILL YOU ALL WHERE MY PREDECESSORS HAVE FAILED. I wouldn't suggest moving, by the way. Or maybe you should. But maybe you shouldn't. But maybe you should? NOW DIE!"
He shoots, but the other players are so befuddled by his attempt at reverse psychology that they don't move and the bullet ricochets off the walls and into his heart.
Zero then sighs at his stupidity and promises to let the other players out if they don't tell anyone what they just saw. The players promptly agree and get the hell out of the building.
The end[/spoiler]
[#spoiler]Eating the Past: NG5~ OTHER TRUE END
Admin #1 was hanging out with Admin #6. They were gossiping about Zero and Gary and whether they were even going to free him because they were sadists. Suddenly Admin #1 said, "Oy, #6. I did some diggin' into yer past and I found out who yer descended from." Then #6 jumped out of surprise. "WHO THE HELL IS IT, THEN?! WHAT BASTARD THREW ME OUT ON THE STREET TO ROT EVEN THOUGH I WAS HIS GODDAMN BLOOD RELATIVE?!"
Admin #1 jumped out of shock at #6's response. This was very unlike him. "Well, um, you see, it turns out you're related to someone who's played a Nonary Game before." "WHO IS IT?!" "A...Japanese man with the initials T.K. You might know him as-"
"No....n-no..." Suddenly #6 was filled with despair! He ran out of the room and to the vault. He opened the door and saw, on the floor, the original body of Takeru Korida, sadly resting. He ran up to him and felt his pulse. So this was his ancestor...#6 felt his pulse. Just then #1 ran into the room, cursing up a storm. "What the hell are he doing, #6?!"
#6 remained quiet. He felt the pulse of the corpse. Then he leapt up. "I think he's still alive, #1!" #1 shook his head and grimaced. "Nay, #6. I'm afraid you've gravely misinterpreted my words." "What the?! Look, Jack is alive! I'm sure we-" "No, no. He's not who you're descended from. The man's name is Teruaki Kubota, you dumbass." He put his head in his hands. Suddenly #6 couldn't feel Takeru's pulse anymore. He stood up, took out his gun, and shot the corpse twice in the head.
#1 jumped at the sound of the gunshots. "What are you doing?!" "...Nothing. I didn't want to be related to the old backstabber anyway. So, what's for dinner, #1?"
"Oh, grilled cheese, lad." "..I don't feel like having any tonight, actually." "What?" "The only person I feel like eating today...is you." He winked at him.
And then they fuc[THE REST OF THIS FICTION HAS BEEN DEEMED TOO INAPPROPRIATE FOR THIS FORUMS FOR THE FOLLOWING REASONS:
Hardcore vore
WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.][/spoiler]Also here's the stupid James F4 breakdown thing.
[#spoiler][#spoiler]Terry: AU End
"And thus, the most treacherous fiend, Sir Reginald was defeated by the quick thinking and action of the most gallant knight of Zeriphia, Sir Terrence Cardor!" As the narrator finished his line, the man in the suit of fake armour on the stage pulled out a Styrofoam sword and pointed it dramatically at the audience, a delighted smile on his face. The play had finally concluded, and the audience rose up to give a huge round of applause. The man was pleased- his skills hadn't even slightly diminished since that twisted game had concluded.
"Heyyo, nice job up there, Terry!" A girl came up to greet Terry after he had managed to change out of the suit of armour, grinning excitedly. "I swear, you always manage to play the lovably charismatic hero perfectly! How do you even do it so well?"
Terry blushed slightly, scratching his head awkwardly. "Oh, it's really just nothing. It just, erm... comes naturally to you, you know? That's how acting usually goes for me."
"D'aww, you make me sound lame in comparison", the girl pouted. "You always manage to do things so perfectly!"
"Well, you shouldn't downplay yourself either, Chloe. Your costumes are always top-notch", he pointed out. "Like this suit of armour, for example. It's fake and all, but to the audience it's pretty realistic. Even if it's a little sweaty after a while", he said, beckoning to the sweat stains all over him. "I swear, I need to really get out of this thing some more. We have a lot more places to go after this."
"Well, if you need to go out so badly... how about coffee with me at 5:30 today?", Chloe suggested. "It'd be pretty neat talking with you more, Terry. You're so cool even when you're, like, out of character and stuff."
"Well, now how could I refuse such an offer?" Terry shrugged, though the slight smile on his face was quite apparent. "It's a deal, then."
"Awesome! See ya then! I gotta go chat with the others now." With that, she left the room, leaving Terry to himself.
Terry sighed, eyeing the fake armour wistfully. It was a wonder he had still managed to perform fine in the thing after being forced to perform with it for so long. He collapsed onto a nearby chair, his thoughts drifting back to that time. That damn killing game... it was a wonder he had even made it out. He was this close to death and yet, he still managed to survive it.
And the others... Kagayaki, Molly, Sachi and Akio. He hadn't particularly kept any close contact with them, save Sachiko. Apparently, she'd managed to make it to where Tina was being kept, and was doing her best to take care of her where Dale failed. Even after what he had tried to do, Terry could only feel sorry for Dale. He had been in a similar situation to him, all those years ago. His goal was only to take care of someone, yet he was lured away and that someone offed. Though, in Dale's case, at least he had been given a second chance. Lord knows what he would've done had he been given one of those. Would he have tried to kill someone as well? He didn't know, but at this point he didn't even care.
His thoughts were interrupted by a knock on the door. More fans, most likely. Terry shook away these thoughts and opened the door, pen ready in hand for all the autographs.
---
[/spoiler]Chloe tapped her foot impatiently. "Oh, come on...where is he? He's already five minutes late!" She shook her head in frustration, ready to leave the cafe when...
"Ah! Terry!"
"Sorry I'm late", the theatrical replied simply, an embarrassed smile on his face. "Fangirls surrounding me to sign their memorabilia. You know how it is. So, is this the place?"
"Uh, yeah, sure. I already got a seat for us, so if you could like, order for us both, that'd be neat." Chloe nodded.
Soon enough, their drinks had arrived and the two were seated together, chatting nonchalantly.
"So, like, how long have you been at this, Terry?", she inquired politely.
"Oh, some years at this point. It's quite hard to remember", Terry replied. "It has been a while though, thinking about it."
"Uh, yeah, right! I suppose that's kinda fair. I remember seeing you first on that Peter Pan stage play some years back. That was totally rad", Chloe beamed.
"A-ah, of course", Terry replied nervously. Just thinking about that show made a tremor of guilt run down his spine- that was the very one for which he abandoned his partner. "It was quite a good one, wasn't it?"
"Yeah, and it was totally what propelled you to fame too! One of these days, I'm hoping I get a lucky break like that too", Chloe said hopefully. "It'll come soon enough, I'm betting on it! My gran's gonna be sooo proud!"
"Ah? So your grandmother's supporting you with all this?", Terry asked.
"Whoa there, Terry!" Chloe giggled. "Yeah, sure, she is. She's been great, too. Even in her sickly state, she still keeps cheering for me. Can't have anything better than that, right?"
"S-sick?" Terry froze slightly. He thought he had overcome that till now, but the memories of it all were returning to him now.
"Yeah, like, just a little." Chloe frowned sadly. "The doctors say she's not gonna make it to this December, but... I'm still gonna try my hardest to make her proud!"
"...Of course", Terry said eventually, nodding in approval. "I guess I kinda know where you're coming from. One of my best friends was in a similar position too, but..."
"But what?" Chloe raised her eyebrow. "Something happen?"
"...He didn't make it", Terry replied sorrowfully. "And...well, it's my fault."
"Wait, how can that be? I-it's not... like you-"
"No, I didn't directly do anything to him, at least, but... I abandoned him. He was sick and needed my help, but I left him to go act somewhere else." Terry looked down as he said this. "It's all my fault that Spark died."
"...Really? Is that what you think?"
"Huh?" Terry looked up, somewhat surprised.
"You were still doing your job, right? You were just going to do what you always did. And heck, I'm sure your pal would've understood all this, right? You can't just blame yourself like this, Terry", Chloe replied.
"I...well-"
"If you ask me", she continued, "I think you're being a little too hard on yourself. You're doing great now, and you have the best fanbase in the troupe! You can't get yourself so depressed like this. C'mon, Terry. Snap out of it!"
Terry paused, thinking about it. "I... suppose you're right. What's done is done, after all. And..."
"And what?", Chloe asked.
"I think I can make amends."
---
Terry entered the hospital, approaching the receptionist. After asking directions, he made his way to a certain room, an odd confidence in his movement. He finally made it to the room, opening it. Inside the room was a young looking boy, hooked up to an IV. He appeared currently unconscious, and according to the receptionist his condition was quite unstable. Regardless, he approached the young boy, looking at him wistfully. Even though he had never seen him in person, he appeared quite familiar. He...had his brother's face.
Terry sighed to himself. "Momo... All that time back, you..."
It was right after the Necronomicon motive was revealed. Terry was hit hard as he realised why he was brought to Ursine Island. It was because of Spark, after all. He was ready to do it- to kill himself. But, then...
"Wait! What are y-you doing?!"
"D-Daddy 'Mo?! Where did you-"
He was watching him, and realised what he was about to do. He stole the Necronomicon from him and ran away. Terry tried to pursue him but to no avail. And then...it was too late. Penelope killed him in her crazy murder scheme, one he would never forgive her for. It was then he realised it- Momo had been trying to save him from his own guilt. And... he died saving him from it. He realised that his sacrifice should not go in vain, and he should keep surviving. If not for his sake, then Momo's sake.
But now, he realised another way he could repay him for what he had done. He remembered what Momo told him about his brother, who was on his deathbed. Just like Spark was. But this time, he was prepared. His fame had procured him a lot of money, and he was going to use every last penny of it to see J.J survive to the end- and stay by his side no matter what.
This was it- his chance at true redemption.[/spoiler][#spoiler][#spoiler]NG7 BA End
Timeline: B1
"Hmmm...." Ghost thought. "I....still need time to think."
"Ugh, this is so frustrating!" Violet pulled on her hair. "We still only have one vaccine!"
"We still have over 3 hours." Ghost reminded. "I suggest we check out some of the other rooms. Maybe just spend some time resting a bit. The trials aren't going anywhere."
"Interesting room." Helios muttered.
It was a simple bedroom. There was a king-sized bed in the middle, with the covers messily strewn about on top. A shelf was next to the bed with some books on it.
There was also a small workspace at a nearby desk, and a closet.
"You guys thoroughly searched this place?" Helios asked.
"Yeah." Teddy nodded. "What do you take us for?"
Helios bent down and checked under the bed.
"Mr. Bianchi, this is your room." Helios chuckled.
"What the fuck are you saying?"
He pulled out a teddy bear from under the bed and flashed it to the large man.
"...alright I'll give you that one." Teddy chuckled too.
"Wait." Albert interrupted. "You guys searched this room and nobody checked under the bed?"
"What's the big deal?" Teddy shrugged. "It's just a stuffed animal."
Ghost took the bear from Helios. "It appears to have some sort of stitching on it. Was it ripped?"
Helios took it back and studied it. He felt around with his fingers and...tore the bear right open.
"Ah!" Violet shouted. "What did it do to you?!"
Helios then produced...a simple USB flash drive. Some stuffing from the bear was still stuck on it.
"They still make those?" Albert shook his head. "What the hell...weird that was in the bear."
"Can I see it?" Bradley asked, leaning to grab it a bit too eager. "How does it work?"
Helios held it high above Bradley. "I don't think so. I believe you've heard of the term Finders Keepers, right?"
"What?" Bradley clenched his fists. "Ghost was the one who found the stitching!"
"And I found the bear. Ghost and the others had a three hour headstart on searching this room. I found it, so it's mine. End of discussion."
...
Suddenly, Albert's eyes opened wide, like he remembered something important. Immediately, he snatched the pen drive from Helios. "No, I-I can't let you have that!"
"What on earth? Give it back, Mr. Bentley! It's mine!" Helios tried reaching to get it back, but Albert just pushed past him and ran out of the room with incredible pace.
"The fuck?! After him!" Teddy yelled, and the others chased after Albert, finally making it to the room he ran into...the computer lab, obviously, where he had just inserted the drive into the computer and was browsing his contents. Unfortunately for him, he was immediately peppersprayed by Adriana, who then quickly roundhouse kicked him across the room, where he then laid miserably. "O-ow, shit..."
"Wait...what's in the drive anyway? Violet asked, checking out the computer.
"N-no!" Ghost suddenly shouted, more out of instinct than anything else and ran to the computer but Violet was already browsing what was inside the computer with interest.
"Hey, what's this? Is this some kind of game?" Violet asked.
"A game? What type of game, Miss Violet?" Bradley questioned curiously.
"I dunno, but it looks funny-"
"Alright, now that's enough!" Ghost yelled, their voice clearly strained as they tried to pull Violet away from the computer, but then Bradley pushed them away. "No! We should see what's inside!"
"Bradley, you don't understand! This could prove to be really bad for you", Ghost urged gently but to no avail.
"No, it'll be just fi-huh? What was that?"
Everyone's heads turned towards the computer, where the loading screen to the game had popped up. It appeared quite curious. A strange creature was chomping through the letters "L O A D I N G" in bold. And suddenly, the game started.
"That seems to be a rather interesting looking game." Emma raised her eyebrows. Indeed, it appeared quite interesting. The title of the game was shown clearly on the screen for all to see.
BOOKWORM ADVENTURES
---[/spoiler]Some time had passed. Actually, a lot of time had passed. Nine hours, to be exact. But everyone was still alive. The Blight Virus hadn't killed them. After all...they were cured.
"Hahaha, that was a great word, Miss Violet!" Bradley cheered as she spelt 'GODFATHER' to vanquish her foe, getting a garnet tile out of the overkill.
"That's my girl!" Teddy proudly scuffled Violet's hair. "Always was good with words."
"I-it's really nothing", Violet muttered sheepishly. "I could've used the purify potion to nullify that locked tile and spell 'GODFATHERS' instead. I could've gotten an even better gem with that combined with the power-up potion!"
"I was wondering if you would actually bother doing that, but it was a negligible difference anyway", Emma commented. "Still, I never thought this would be how we would stop the world from descending into a terrible dystopia..."
Indeed, the group had been cured completely. Over the last hours of playing BA (each of the players taking individual turns to play through a certain stage and after finishing the game, even replaying it several times), the hyper realistic danger of dying in-game combined with the feeling of epiphany from finding the perfect word to best their foes with, everyone managed to simultaneously tap into the Morphogenetic Field and recall that there were several vaccines in the safe to cure everyone with and they were all alright now. Oh and they also managed to remember all the timelines including Timeline Z so there was that as well. But the power of BA extended even further as it even could resurrect people from the dead.
"Well, it's all worth it now that we're together again", Midge cooed affectionately in response to Emma, her hand around her shoulder. "This is truly the end I was looking for all along."
"Goddammit SC you idiot", JM sighed in the background. "I should've known you would go and pull some idiotic shit like this. You know what, fuck this, I'm getting out of here", he said before SHIFTing into the other NG7 to criticise Trix's AB Game rules before getting randomly stabbed in the face.
"C'mon, Violet!" Helios shouted, agonised. "You can spell 'CRYSTALS' now! That'd kill them instantly!"
"Or you could simply spell 'CRYSTALLISES' instead. That would overkill the enemy perfectly enough to fetch you a sapphire tile, which you can use to freeze the following enemy", Adriana helpfully opined.
Helios groaned. "Dammit, kids these days..."
"Don't be jealous, Mr. Helios", Bradley scolded. "It's not our fault that you died so many times on your playthrough, after all."
"That wasn't my fault!" Helios shouted defensively. "The game was rigged against me, I tell you!"
"But that last death of yours was especially pointless", Ghost recalled. "You could have managed to spell 'CANDY' to finish off the enemy, but instead you scrambled and died instead."
"L-look, I had my reasons not to choose that, okay? At least I wasn't like Mr. Barney over there!" Helios pointed at Albert.
"What's that s-supposed to mean? I did great on my turns!"
"You did resort to switching with Sherrington when it looked like you were about to lose, though", Emma said pointedly.
"H-hey! That's called strategy!" Albert shouted.
"You always were pretty shitty at gambling, Al", Teddy chuckled.
"Arf arf", Einstein elucidated in the background, clearly invested in the current game.
"Ah! Good idea, Einstein", Violet responded, nodding thoughtfully.
As the group kept on playing, more fun times were had till someone chose to ask the obvious question.
"You know...how did that game even get put on the pen drive, anyway?" Midge inquired.
"Ah, well. I don't know, honestly", Emma admitted. "I don't remember putting that in there in any other timeline."
"Perhaps Ghost did it, then?" Adriana suggested. "She did work on the game with you, after all."
Everyone's eyes were now pointed towards the hazmat figure.
"You know...thinking about it, we still don't know who you really are, do we?", Albert said, realisation dawning upon him. "We only had your word that you were Vi, Ghost."
"I think it's about fucking time we find out what's under that suit", Teddy growled, cracking his knuckles. "Are you my daughter or not?"
"Well." It was hard to tell Ghost's tone of voice through the suit, but from the lack of physical response they appeared oddly calm. "I suppose it is about time I truly reveal myself." Suddenly, the hazmat suit came off despite the fact that it literally couldn't come off in any other timeline but it did now lol. And underneath the suit was...
"Who the hell are you?", Albert asked quizzically, inspecting the woman who was inside the suit. She appeared to be in her early 20s. Her hair was brown, she had glasses on and also wore a lab coat.
"What, don't any of you know me?", the woman asked.
"I've never seen your face before, Ghost", Bradley reminded her, though now he appeared oddly wary of her.
"Very well. I am Enia Hart." The woman bowed down.
"...I'm sorry, who?" Helios asked.
"What, you don't recognise me? I wasn't even in the other NG7, for god's sake", she sighed exasperatedly. "Where do you think I went, if not here?"
"Lady, I have no fucking clue what you're on about", Teddy admitted.
"Ah, right. I almost forgot, that isn't even canon now, is it? Such a shame", Enia sighed. "But I suppose I shall make this clear to you. In another universe, I was a co-Zero. A Sub-Zero, to be exact. It was a much better name, I have no idea why nobody else used it but I liked it. But anyway I got caught and went to jail, far away from the best game ever made." She pointed at the computer screen, near which Violet was sitting with a look of profound confusion.
"So I had only one choice- to SHIFT to this universe. Unfortunately, by some luck I appeared to have been born several decades earlier this timeline, but I also had graduated from medical college and had started working as a doctor for the CDC. Specifically, after you, Bradley." She gave him an empathetic look. "It was very hard for you, without any Bookworm Adventures™ to play. So I decide to remedy that. This timeline...I made sure to put this game in the USB drive with the video so that I wouldn't have to kill Helios and everyone would live."
Everyone looked at her strangely.
"You know", she suddenly started. "Bookworm Adventures™...is a lot like life itself."
"What." Midge stated eloquently.
"I'm...surprised at the direction at that analogy took", Emma agreed.
"I understand how you may feel, but it's plenty obvious. In life, much like the lovable little worm Lex, all we have are our words. And those words...can influence much", Enia explained.
"Whoa, that's so deep!" Violet shouted in realisation.
"It really fucking isn't", Teddy groaned, embarrassed at the fact that Violet was taking this so seriously.
"So then what are the gems for? And the tile defects?" Bradley peered at Enia curiously.
"The gems themselves symbolise the power some certain words have on people", Enia said. "The diamond, of course, is the nicest thing you could tell a person. It also takes away the most 'hearts' from people, symbolising the love you are giving them. The tile defects are the opposite. Racial slurs, swear words and the like...those are represented by smashed tiles and infected tiles. Sometimes, you cannot use some words in front of certain people, which is what the locked tile symbolises. Some enemies are also immune to 3 letter words, just like how some people cannot stand others who cannot talk properly to save their lives."
"I've certainly faced a fair share of those people", Adriana said, also clearly into this lecture.
"I think it's a tad contrived, though", Albert countered. "Are you really comparing a dumb word game to life as a whole?"
"Yes, Albert. And what's really dumb here is how much you suck at battleships", Enia replied drily.
"OOOOOOOHHHHH" said everyone else simultaneously as airhorns blew randomly.
"R-right, I remember that", Bradley said. "In the timeline where we all made it out except you, Mister Albert whispered into my head that Santa wasn't real, so I gave him a swift kick where it hurts the most!"
"W-wait, what?" Albert stammered. "That was what it was for? I didn't even say anything like that to you!"
Helios whistled in the corner innocuously.
"Well, anyway, that was cool", Violet commented. "So can we get some cool playing tips from you?"
"Well, I'll say the sequel is much better than this", Enia said, grinning slightly.
"W-what?! There's a sequel?!" Midge shouted. "Alright, let's play that instead!"
"I'm glad you see my point", Enia said, and they all proceeded to have super cool fun times together forever (except Albert because he still sucks at battleships).
Bookworm Adventures™~ END[/spoiler]
[#spoiler]Rutake/Airplane
Rutake went to the airport one day. He saw a plane there. "Wow cool" he said
The end go home[/spoiler]
[#spoiler]The epic James/Camera saga
James stared into the crystal lens of his beloved with love in his eyes. "My one and only Cameron, you have been my trusty sidekick for years now. I just wish that we could get a bit closer", he said, winking flirtatiously.
"Oh, James, we mustn't!", Cameron cooed. "What if they find out?"
"Who, exactly?" James smiled naughtily. "I don't care what some buff buffoons or pink haired loons think about us. All I care about is that we're together." And without a pause, he totally went in for the kiss.
Then Raul shot him and he died the end
Part 2: The Simon Curse
"Yo, dude!" Simon cried out. "That camera's totally mine, get off him!"
"What?!" James cried out, rising from the dead at this sudden interference. "Cameron, you never told me you were already taken!"
"Oh, I couldn't, James! It was too much for me to bear!" Cameron cried sorrowfully.
"Well, dude", Simon snickered. "I guess it's Cameroff now, huh?"
Then James smashed Simon's head over with his camera killing all of them the end
Part 3: The SCrossover
"Sires, your murderous rampages shall come to an end here! I shan't let this carry on any longer!", Sir Cardor declared.
"Sorry, did you say something?", Solomon asked, preparing his knife to stab Terry in the face before stabbing Terry in the face.
"Wow, that was fast", said a cardboard cutout I mean Chisami.
"Heh. That hoity toity knight never stood a chance against us", James snickered evilly. "Isn't that right, Cameron?" But Cameron had already run away to make love with Simon and thus James got so angry he killed everyone else the end
[/spoiler]
Here I even came up with a lame fanfic while making this
[#spoiler]"Hi guys", said SC who was saying "Hi guys" to you. "Please subscribe to my YouTube channel for more epic BA LPs bye", he said before getting STABBED by the one and only Beef Stew. "BA is my thing, not yours", he hissed evilly before throwing his corpse to the ground and laughing evilly and taking off his mask to reveal LONE
"Mwahaha my evil plan is now complete, now I shall take over the world and kill everyone with my 1337 BA skills" Unfortunately he wasn't looking and he tripped into a lame looking pineapple pizza and died the end I can't write[/spoiler]
gaming
[#spoiler=gaming]Mad Jack~ TRUE END
All the players in the Nonary Game are just chilling out when suddenly a Japanese man comes up to them with a taser!
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM MAD JACK! I HAVE COME HERE TO KILL YOU!" He advances to one of the players, but he bangs his hand against a wall, jerking the hand in which he's holding the taser with towards his chest, accidentally electrocuting him.
But then another man just like him shows up, but with a knife! "MWAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM MAD JACK THE SECOND! I HAVE COME TO KILL YOU ALL!" But then he trips and accidentally stabs himself.
Then yet another man comes in, but with a gun! "MWAHAHA! I AM MAD JACK THE RIPPER! I HAVE COME TO KILL YOU ALL WHERE MY PREDECESSORS HAVE FAILED. I wouldn't suggest moving, by the way. Or maybe you should. But maybe you shouldn't. But maybe you should? NOW DIE!"
He shoots, but the other players are so befuddled by his attempt at reverse psychology that they don't move and the bullet ricochets off the walls and into his heart.
Zero then sighs at his stupidity and promises to let the other players out if they don't tell anyone what they just saw. The players promptly agree and get the hell out of the building.
The end[/spoiler]
[#spoiler]Eating the Past: NG5~ OTHER TRUE END
Admin #1 was hanging out with Admin #6. They were gossiping about Zero and Gary and whether they were even going to free him because they were sadists. Suddenly Admin #1 said, "Oy, #6. I did some diggin' into yer past and I found out who yer descended from." Then #6 jumped out of surprise. "WHO THE HELL IS IT, THEN?! WHAT BASTARD THREW ME OUT ON THE STREET TO ROT EVEN THOUGH I WAS HIS GODDAMN BLOOD RELATIVE?!"
Admin #1 jumped out of shock at #6's response. This was very unlike him. "Well, um, you see, it turns out you're related to someone who's played a Nonary Game before." "WHO IS IT?!" "A...Japanese man with the initials T.K. You might know him as-"
"No....n-no..." Suddenly #6 was filled with despair! He ran out of the room and to the vault. He opened the door and saw, on the floor, the original body of Takeru Korida, sadly resting. He ran up to him and felt his pulse. So this was his ancestor...#6 felt his pulse. Just then #1 ran into the room, cursing up a storm. "What the hell are he doing, #6?!"
#6 remained quiet. He felt the pulse of the corpse. Then he leapt up. "I think he's still alive, #1!" #1 shook his head and grimaced. "Nay, #6. I'm afraid you've gravely misinterpreted my words." "What the?! Look, Jack is alive! I'm sure we-" "No, no. He's not who you're descended from. The man's name is Teruaki Kubota, you dumbass." He put his head in his hands. Suddenly #6 couldn't feel Takeru's pulse anymore. He stood up, took out his gun, and shot the corpse twice in the head.
#1 jumped at the sound of the gunshots. "What are you doing?!" "...Nothing. I didn't want to be related to the old backstabber anyway. So, what's for dinner, #1?"
"Oh, grilled cheese, lad." "..I don't feel like having any tonight, actually." "What?" "The only person I feel like eating today...is you." He winked at him.
And then they fuc[THE REST OF THIS FICTION HAS BEEN DEEMED TOO INAPPROPRIATE FOR THIS FORUMS FOR THE FOLLOWING REASONS:
Hardcore vore
WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.][/spoiler]Also here's the stupid James F4 breakdown thing.
[#spoiler][#spoiler]Terry: AU End
"And thus, the most treacherous fiend, Sir Reginald was defeated by the quick thinking and action of the most gallant knight of Zeriphia, Sir Terrence Cardor!" As the narrator finished his line, the man in the suit of fake armour on the stage pulled out a Styrofoam sword and pointed it dramatically at the audience, a delighted smile on his face. The play had finally concluded, and the audience rose up to give a huge round of applause. The man was pleased- his skills hadn't even slightly diminished since that twisted game had concluded.
"Heyyo, nice job up there, Terry!" A girl came up to greet Terry after he had managed to change out of the suit of armour, grinning excitedly. "I swear, you always manage to play the lovably charismatic hero perfectly! How do you even do it so well?"
Terry blushed slightly, scratching his head awkwardly. "Oh, it's really just nothing. It just, erm... comes naturally to you, you know? That's how acting usually goes for me."
"D'aww, you make me sound lame in comparison", the girl pouted. "You always manage to do things so perfectly!"
"Well, you shouldn't downplay yourself either, Chloe. Your costumes are always top-notch", he pointed out. "Like this suit of armour, for example. It's fake and all, but to the audience it's pretty realistic. Even if it's a little sweaty after a while", he said, beckoning to the sweat stains all over him. "I swear, I need to really get out of this thing some more. We have a lot more places to go after this."
"Well, if you need to go out so badly... how about coffee with me at 5:30 today?", Chloe suggested. "It'd be pretty neat talking with you more, Terry. You're so cool even when you're, like, out of character and stuff."
"Well, now how could I refuse such an offer?" Terry shrugged, though the slight smile on his face was quite apparent. "It's a deal, then."
"Awesome! See ya then! I gotta go chat with the others now." With that, she left the room, leaving Terry to himself.
Terry sighed, eyeing the fake armour wistfully. It was a wonder he had still managed to perform fine in the thing after being forced to perform with it for so long. He collapsed onto a nearby chair, his thoughts drifting back to that time. That damn killing game... it was a wonder he had even made it out. He was this close to death and yet, he still managed to survive it.
And the others... Kagayaki, Molly, Sachi and Akio. He hadn't particularly kept any close contact with them, save Sachiko. Apparently, she'd managed to make it to where Tina was being kept, and was doing her best to take care of her where Dale failed. Even after what he had tried to do, Terry could only feel sorry for Dale. He had been in a similar situation to him, all those years ago. His goal was only to take care of someone, yet he was lured away and that someone offed. Though, in Dale's case, at least he had been given a second chance. Lord knows what he would've done had he been given one of those. Would he have tried to kill someone as well? He didn't know, but at this point he didn't even care.
His thoughts were interrupted by a knock on the door. More fans, most likely. Terry shook away these thoughts and opened the door, pen ready in hand for all the autographs.
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[/spoiler]Chloe tapped her foot impatiently. "Oh, come on...where is he? He's already five minutes late!" She shook her head in frustration, ready to leave the cafe when...
"Ah! Terry!"
"Sorry I'm late", the theatrical replied simply, an embarrassed smile on his face. "Fangirls surrounding me to sign their memorabilia. You know how it is. So, is this the place?"
"Uh, yeah, sure. I already got a seat for us, so if you could like, order for us both, that'd be neat." Chloe nodded.
Soon enough, their drinks had arrived and the two were seated together, chatting nonchalantly.
"So, like, how long have you been at this, Terry?", she inquired politely.
"Oh, some years at this point. It's quite hard to remember", Terry replied. "It has been a while though, thinking about it."
"Uh, yeah, right! I suppose that's kinda fair. I remember seeing you first on that Peter Pan stage play some years back. That was totally rad", Chloe beamed.
"A-ah, of course", Terry replied nervously. Just thinking about that show made a tremor of guilt run down his spine- that was the very one for which he abandoned his partner. "It was quite a good one, wasn't it?"
"Yeah, and it was totally what propelled you to fame too! One of these days, I'm hoping I get a lucky break like that too", Chloe said hopefully. "It'll come soon enough, I'm betting on it! My gran's gonna be sooo proud!"
"Ah? So your grandmother's supporting you with all this?", Terry asked.
"Whoa there, Terry!" Chloe giggled. "Yeah, sure, she is. She's been great, too. Even in her sickly state, she still keeps cheering for me. Can't have anything better than that, right?"
"S-sick?" Terry froze slightly. He thought he had overcome that till now, but the memories of it all were returning to him now.
"Yeah, like, just a little." Chloe frowned sadly. "The doctors say she's not gonna make it to this December, but... I'm still gonna try my hardest to make her proud!"
"...Of course", Terry said eventually, nodding in approval. "I guess I kinda know where you're coming from. One of my best friends was in a similar position too, but..."
"But what?" Chloe raised her eyebrow. "Something happen?"
"...He didn't make it", Terry replied sorrowfully. "And...well, it's my fault."
"Wait, how can that be? I-it's not... like you-"
"No, I didn't directly do anything to him, at least, but... I abandoned him. He was sick and needed my help, but I left him to go act somewhere else." Terry looked down as he said this. "It's all my fault that Spark died."
"...Really? Is that what you think?"
"Huh?" Terry looked up, somewhat surprised.
"You were still doing your job, right? You were just going to do what you always did. And heck, I'm sure your pal would've understood all this, right? You can't just blame yourself like this, Terry", Chloe replied.
"I...well-"
"If you ask me", she continued, "I think you're being a little too hard on yourself. You're doing great now, and you have the best fanbase in the troupe! You can't get yourself so depressed like this. C'mon, Terry. Snap out of it!"
Terry paused, thinking about it. "I... suppose you're right. What's done is done, after all. And..."
"And what?", Chloe asked.
"I think I can make amends."
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Terry entered the hospital, approaching the receptionist. After asking directions, he made his way to a certain room, an odd confidence in his movement. He finally made it to the room, opening it. Inside the room was a young looking boy, hooked up to an IV. He appeared currently unconscious, and according to the receptionist his condition was quite unstable. Regardless, he approached the young boy, looking at him wistfully. Even though he had never seen him in person, he appeared quite familiar. He...had his brother's face.
Terry sighed to himself. "Momo... All that time back, you..."
It was right after the Necronomicon motive was revealed. Terry was hit hard as he realised why he was brought to Ursine Island. It was because of Spark, after all. He was ready to do it- to kill himself. But, then...
"Wait! What are y-you doing?!"
"D-Daddy 'Mo?! Where did you-"
He was watching him, and realised what he was about to do. He stole the Necronomicon from him and ran away. Terry tried to pursue him but to no avail. And then...it was too late. Penelope killed him in her crazy murder scheme, one he would never forgive her for. It was then he realised it- Momo had been trying to save him from his own guilt. And... he died saving him from it. He realised that his sacrifice should not go in vain, and he should keep surviving. If not for his sake, then Momo's sake.
But now, he realised another way he could repay him for what he had done. He remembered what Momo told him about his brother, who was on his deathbed. Just like Spark was. But this time, he was prepared. His fame had procured him a lot of money, and he was going to use every last penny of it to see J.J survive to the end- and stay by his side no matter what.
This was it- his chance at true redemption.[/spoiler][#spoiler][#spoiler]NG7 BA End
Timeline: B1
"Hmmm...." Ghost thought. "I....still need time to think."
"Ugh, this is so frustrating!" Violet pulled on her hair. "We still only have one vaccine!"
"We still have over 3 hours." Ghost reminded. "I suggest we check out some of the other rooms. Maybe just spend some time resting a bit. The trials aren't going anywhere."
"Interesting room." Helios muttered.
It was a simple bedroom. There was a king-sized bed in the middle, with the covers messily strewn about on top. A shelf was next to the bed with some books on it.
There was also a small workspace at a nearby desk, and a closet.
"You guys thoroughly searched this place?" Helios asked.
"Yeah." Teddy nodded. "What do you take us for?"
Helios bent down and checked under the bed.
"Mr. Bianchi, this is your room." Helios chuckled.
"What the fuck are you saying?"
He pulled out a teddy bear from under the bed and flashed it to the large man.
"...alright I'll give you that one." Teddy chuckled too.
"Wait." Albert interrupted. "You guys searched this room and nobody checked under the bed?"
"What's the big deal?" Teddy shrugged. "It's just a stuffed animal."
Ghost took the bear from Helios. "It appears to have some sort of stitching on it. Was it ripped?"
Helios took it back and studied it. He felt around with his fingers and...tore the bear right open.
"Ah!" Violet shouted. "What did it do to you?!"
Helios then produced...a simple USB flash drive. Some stuffing from the bear was still stuck on it.
"They still make those?" Albert shook his head. "What the hell...weird that was in the bear."
"Can I see it?" Bradley asked, leaning to grab it a bit too eager. "How does it work?"
Helios held it high above Bradley. "I don't think so. I believe you've heard of the term Finders Keepers, right?"
"What?" Bradley clenched his fists. "Ghost was the one who found the stitching!"
"And I found the bear. Ghost and the others had a three hour headstart on searching this room. I found it, so it's mine. End of discussion."
...
Suddenly, Albert's eyes opened wide, like he remembered something important. Immediately, he snatched the pen drive from Helios. "No, I-I can't let you have that!"
"What on earth? Give it back, Mr. Bentley! It's mine!" Helios tried reaching to get it back, but Albert just pushed past him and ran out of the room with incredible pace.
"The fuck?! After him!" Teddy yelled, and the others chased after Albert, finally making it to the room he ran into...the computer lab, obviously, where he had just inserted the drive into the computer and was browsing his contents. Unfortunately for him, he was immediately peppersprayed by Adriana, who then quickly roundhouse kicked him across the room, where he then laid miserably. "O-ow, shit..."
"Wait...what's in the drive anyway? Violet asked, checking out the computer.
"N-no!" Ghost suddenly shouted, more out of instinct than anything else and ran to the computer but Violet was already browsing what was inside the computer with interest.
"Hey, what's this? Is this some kind of game?" Violet asked.
"A game? What type of game, Miss Violet?" Bradley questioned curiously.
"I dunno, but it looks funny-"
"Alright, now that's enough!" Ghost yelled, their voice clearly strained as they tried to pull Violet away from the computer, but then Bradley pushed them away. "No! We should see what's inside!"
"Bradley, you don't understand! This could prove to be really bad for you", Ghost urged gently but to no avail.
"No, it'll be just fi-huh? What was that?"
Everyone's heads turned towards the computer, where the loading screen to the game had popped up. It appeared quite curious. A strange creature was chomping through the letters "L O A D I N G" in bold. And suddenly, the game started.
"That seems to be a rather interesting looking game." Emma raised her eyebrows. Indeed, it appeared quite interesting. The title of the game was shown clearly on the screen for all to see.
BOOKWORM ADVENTURES
---[/spoiler]Some time had passed. Actually, a lot of time had passed. Nine hours, to be exact. But everyone was still alive. The Blight Virus hadn't killed them. After all...they were cured.
"Hahaha, that was a great word, Miss Violet!" Bradley cheered as she spelt 'GODFATHER' to vanquish her foe, getting a garnet tile out of the overkill.
"That's my girl!" Teddy proudly scuffled Violet's hair. "Always was good with words."
"I-it's really nothing", Violet muttered sheepishly. "I could've used the purify potion to nullify that locked tile and spell 'GODFATHERS' instead. I could've gotten an even better gem with that combined with the power-up potion!"
"I was wondering if you would actually bother doing that, but it was a negligible difference anyway", Emma commented. "Still, I never thought this would be how we would stop the world from descending into a terrible dystopia..."
Indeed, the group had been cured completely. Over the last hours of playing BA (each of the players taking individual turns to play through a certain stage and after finishing the game, even replaying it several times), the hyper realistic danger of dying in-game combined with the feeling of epiphany from finding the perfect word to best their foes with, everyone managed to simultaneously tap into the Morphogenetic Field and recall that there were several vaccines in the safe to cure everyone with and they were all alright now. Oh and they also managed to remember all the timelines including Timeline Z so there was that as well. But the power of BA extended even further as it even could resurrect people from the dead.
"Well, it's all worth it now that we're together again", Midge cooed affectionately in response to Emma, her hand around her shoulder. "This is truly the end I was looking for all along."
"Goddammit SC you idiot", JM sighed in the background. "I should've known you would go and pull some idiotic shit like this. You know what, fuck this, I'm getting out of here", he said before SHIFTing into the other NG7 to criticise Trix's AB Game rules before getting randomly stabbed in the face.
"C'mon, Violet!" Helios shouted, agonised. "You can spell 'CRYSTALS' now! That'd kill them instantly!"
"Or you could simply spell 'CRYSTALLISES' instead. That would overkill the enemy perfectly enough to fetch you a sapphire tile, which you can use to freeze the following enemy", Adriana helpfully opined.
Helios groaned. "Dammit, kids these days..."
"Don't be jealous, Mr. Helios", Bradley scolded. "It's not our fault that you died so many times on your playthrough, after all."
"That wasn't my fault!" Helios shouted defensively. "The game was rigged against me, I tell you!"
"But that last death of yours was especially pointless", Ghost recalled. "You could have managed to spell 'CANDY' to finish off the enemy, but instead you scrambled and died instead."
"L-look, I had my reasons not to choose that, okay? At least I wasn't like Mr. Barney over there!" Helios pointed at Albert.
"What's that s-supposed to mean? I did great on my turns!"
"You did resort to switching with Sherrington when it looked like you were about to lose, though", Emma said pointedly.
"H-hey! That's called strategy!" Albert shouted.
"You always were pretty shitty at gambling, Al", Teddy chuckled.
"Arf arf", Einstein elucidated in the background, clearly invested in the current game.
"Ah! Good idea, Einstein", Violet responded, nodding thoughtfully.
As the group kept on playing, more fun times were had till someone chose to ask the obvious question.
"You know...how did that game even get put on the pen drive, anyway?" Midge inquired.
"Ah, well. I don't know, honestly", Emma admitted. "I don't remember putting that in there in any other timeline."
"Perhaps Ghost did it, then?" Adriana suggested. "She did work on the game with you, after all."
Everyone's eyes were now pointed towards the hazmat figure.
"You know...thinking about it, we still don't know who you really are, do we?", Albert said, realisation dawning upon him. "We only had your word that you were Vi, Ghost."
"I think it's about fucking time we find out what's under that suit", Teddy growled, cracking his knuckles. "Are you my daughter or not?"
"Well." It was hard to tell Ghost's tone of voice through the suit, but from the lack of physical response they appeared oddly calm. "I suppose it is about time I truly reveal myself." Suddenly, the hazmat suit came off despite the fact that it literally couldn't come off in any other timeline but it did now lol. And underneath the suit was...
"Who the hell are you?", Albert asked quizzically, inspecting the woman who was inside the suit. She appeared to be in her early 20s. Her hair was brown, she had glasses on and also wore a lab coat.
"What, don't any of you know me?", the woman asked.
"I've never seen your face before, Ghost", Bradley reminded her, though now he appeared oddly wary of her.
"Very well. I am Enia Hart." The woman bowed down.
"...I'm sorry, who?" Helios asked.
"What, you don't recognise me? I wasn't even in the other NG7, for god's sake", she sighed exasperatedly. "Where do you think I went, if not here?"
"Lady, I have no fucking clue what you're on about", Teddy admitted.
"Ah, right. I almost forgot, that isn't even canon now, is it? Such a shame", Enia sighed. "But I suppose I shall make this clear to you. In another universe, I was a co-Zero. A Sub-Zero, to be exact. It was a much better name, I have no idea why nobody else used it but I liked it. But anyway I got caught and went to jail, far away from the best game ever made." She pointed at the computer screen, near which Violet was sitting with a look of profound confusion.
"So I had only one choice- to SHIFT to this universe. Unfortunately, by some luck I appeared to have been born several decades earlier this timeline, but I also had graduated from medical college and had started working as a doctor for the CDC. Specifically, after you, Bradley." She gave him an empathetic look. "It was very hard for you, without any Bookworm Adventures™ to play. So I decide to remedy that. This timeline...I made sure to put this game in the USB drive with the video so that I wouldn't have to kill Helios and everyone would live."
Everyone looked at her strangely.
"You know", she suddenly started. "Bookworm Adventures™...is a lot like life itself."
"What." Midge stated eloquently.
"I'm...surprised at the direction at that analogy took", Emma agreed.
"I understand how you may feel, but it's plenty obvious. In life, much like the lovable little worm Lex, all we have are our words. And those words...can influence much", Enia explained.
"Whoa, that's so deep!" Violet shouted in realisation.
"It really fucking isn't", Teddy groaned, embarrassed at the fact that Violet was taking this so seriously.
"So then what are the gems for? And the tile defects?" Bradley peered at Enia curiously.
"The gems themselves symbolise the power some certain words have on people", Enia said. "The diamond, of course, is the nicest thing you could tell a person. It also takes away the most 'hearts' from people, symbolising the love you are giving them. The tile defects are the opposite. Racial slurs, swear words and the like...those are represented by smashed tiles and infected tiles. Sometimes, you cannot use some words in front of certain people, which is what the locked tile symbolises. Some enemies are also immune to 3 letter words, just like how some people cannot stand others who cannot talk properly to save their lives."
"I've certainly faced a fair share of those people", Adriana said, also clearly into this lecture.
"I think it's a tad contrived, though", Albert countered. "Are you really comparing a dumb word game to life as a whole?"
"Yes, Albert. And what's really dumb here is how much you suck at battleships", Enia replied drily.
"OOOOOOOHHHHH" said everyone else simultaneously as airhorns blew randomly.
"R-right, I remember that", Bradley said. "In the timeline where we all made it out except you, Mister Albert whispered into my head that Santa wasn't real, so I gave him a swift kick where it hurts the most!"
"W-wait, what?" Albert stammered. "That was what it was for? I didn't even say anything like that to you!"
Helios whistled in the corner innocuously.
"Well, anyway, that was cool", Violet commented. "So can we get some cool playing tips from you?"
"Well, I'll say the sequel is much better than this", Enia said, grinning slightly.
"W-what?! There's a sequel?!" Midge shouted. "Alright, let's play that instead!"
"I'm glad you see my point", Enia said, and they all proceeded to have super cool fun times together forever (except Albert because he still sucks at battleships).
Bookworm Adventures™~ END[/spoiler]
[#spoiler]Rutake/Airplane
Rutake went to the airport one day. He saw a plane there. "Wow cool" he said
The end go home[/spoiler]
[#spoiler]The epic James/Camera saga
James stared into the crystal lens of his beloved with love in his eyes. "My one and only Cameron, you have been my trusty sidekick for years now. I just wish that we could get a bit closer", he said, winking flirtatiously.
"Oh, James, we mustn't!", Cameron cooed. "What if they find out?"
"Who, exactly?" James smiled naughtily. "I don't care what some buff buffoons or pink haired loons think about us. All I care about is that we're together." And without a pause, he totally went in for the kiss.
Then Raul shot him and he died the end
Part 2: The Simon Curse
"Yo, dude!" Simon cried out. "That camera's totally mine, get off him!"
"What?!" James cried out, rising from the dead at this sudden interference. "Cameron, you never told me you were already taken!"
"Oh, I couldn't, James! It was too much for me to bear!" Cameron cried sorrowfully.
"Well, dude", Simon snickered. "I guess it's Cameroff now, huh?"
Then James smashed Simon's head over with his camera killing all of them the end
Part 3: The SCrossover
"Sires, your murderous rampages shall come to an end here! I shan't let this carry on any longer!", Sir Cardor declared.
"Sorry, did you say something?", Solomon asked, preparing his knife to stab Terry in the face before stabbing Terry in the face.
"Wow, that was fast", said a cardboard cutout I mean Chisami.
"Heh. That hoity toity knight never stood a chance against us", James snickered evilly. "Isn't that right, Cameron?" But Cameron had already run away to make love with Simon and thus James got so angry he killed everyone else the end
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Here I even came up with a lame fanfic while making this
[#spoiler]"Hi guys", said SC who was saying "Hi guys" to you. "Please subscribe to my YouTube channel for more epic BA LPs bye", he said before getting STABBED by the one and only Beef Stew. "BA is my thing, not yours", he hissed evilly before throwing his corpse to the ground and laughing evilly and taking off his mask to reveal LONE
"Mwahaha my evil plan is now complete, now I shall take over the world and kill everyone with my 1337 BA skills" Unfortunately he wasn't looking and he tripped into a lame looking pineapple pizza and died the end I can't write[/spoiler]