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Post by Doctor Nanjo M.D. on Oct 22, 2023 18:53:04 GMT
[Chapter 3 - Requested by Felix]
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Post by Neotelenta on Oct 22, 2023 18:57:57 GMT
Felix wouldn't know where to begin in order to find Cole-Brandon, but he figured it would be in the direction of loud noises or the smell of hot sauce. He starts there.
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Post by honestiago on Oct 22, 2023 19:12:13 GMT
Cole-Brandon is arranging the contents of his luggage- 28 cowboy hats, while sipping on a bottle of Frank's red hot, straight. "I can't believe they nailed Decker man. With a tree. Helluva way to die." Cole says, before he sees Felix so that's probably meant for the hats.
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Post by Neotelenta on Oct 22, 2023 23:06:31 GMT
Felix hears that and speaks up. "Yeah, it was an awful way to go. Poor guy got mixed up in the wrong crowd, with the wrong chemicals. How're you holding up, brother?"
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Post by honestiago on Oct 23, 2023 16:11:43 GMT
"I'm going to be fine brother. My wife and kid knows I love them, I'm right with God, and since this is all extremely public, my whole country knows I love it, as well as my wife's deviant art Redwall fan community knows I'm worthy of her love. Did you come to ask me to kill someone and work together to do it? If so it depends on who." Cole says, clapping Felix on the back and handing him a brick red cowboy hat. "For keepsies brother." He adds about the hat.
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Post by Neotelenta on Oct 23, 2023 19:55:50 GMT
Felix nods and smiles. "That's good to hear. As strange as this all is, I have to wonder if this is all some blessing from God. A strange blessing, sure, but...Y'know, we either get to witness moral fiber and good character to people, or we die and go to Heaven early. I'd say that's a win-win."
Felix accepts the cowboy hat and puts it on. He looks like Woody from Toy Story, but if he became a college professor instead of a cowboy. Hat excluded from this hypothetical, of course. "No, no. No killing. I'm more interested in winning or losing. But not killing or dying. That'll be the work of nonbelievers, I think. We have to keep our cool, Colby. Coolby? I think you're cool, and I hope we don't end up forsaking our families or our Lord."
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Post by honestiago on Oct 24, 2023 15:14:58 GMT
"oh, yeah. Good point Felix!" Coolby says "Pretend I actually said I'd never kill anyone because it was a quick check to make sure you didn't want to," Coolby says, acting stereotypically 'chill'
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Post by Neotelenta on Oct 25, 2023 12:42:39 GMT
"Say, whatever happened to Constance? I'm presuming he couldn't fit through the doors?" Felix asks nonchalantly.
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Post by honestiago on Oct 26, 2023 1:02:37 GMT
A single tear falls from Colby's eye as he looks down and simply shakes his head.
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Post by Neotelenta on Oct 26, 2023 15:37:58 GMT
Felix pats him on the shoulder. "Good thing Bogota leaves the previous areas open. You should be able to head back to the stables and see him. Let me know if you want a buddy to come along. Y'know, buddy system and all that."
Felix then realizes something. "Oh, right. Looks like everyone wants to go to D*sneyland. The points just updated and you're a bit short. I've got you covered, alright?" Felix gives a thumbs up and a smile.
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Post by honestiago on Oct 27, 2023 0:31:38 GMT
a second tear rolls down COle-Brandon's face. He is verklempt, and he just barely manages to rasp out the words "Didney Worllllll"
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Post by Neotelenta on Oct 27, 2023 15:25:15 GMT
Felix nods sagely. "Hey, on an unrelated note, what are your favorite foods? Besides entire bottles of hot sauce? I need some help planning meals and wondered if you had any good home-cooked recipes for me to try out."
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