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Post by Panda on May 24, 2023 13:58:48 GMT
Oh dear, that's unfortunate
In that case I shall have to wipe my behind with metal
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Post by Neotelenta on May 24, 2023 18:10:29 GMT
Do I get to keep the sandpaper if I don't crap for the entire day?
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Planetbox (I don’t wanna log i
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Post by Planetbox (I don’t wanna log i on May 25, 2023 0:14:25 GMT
I mean you could keep it anyway
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Post by Neotelenta on May 25, 2023 13:31:17 GMT
You're right. No-one said I HAD to wipe.
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Post by Kachu on Jun 1, 2023 23:07:28 GMT
should i chew on nine cloves of raw garlic tonight? i have a date.
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Post by Neotelenta on Jun 2, 2023 11:20:50 GMT
Yeah, gotta ward off the vampires and tiktok influencers.
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Post by Panda on Jun 2, 2023 12:10:13 GMT
Be sure to puree them and drink them as a smoothy. You don't want to risk choking on one and dying, that would really be a bummer on date night.
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Post by notbadplayer on Jun 2, 2023 15:07:16 GMT
sounds like you've got a date with 9 cloves of garlic
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Post by JoyTheBard (Slezak) on Jun 2, 2023 15:26:00 GMT
Depends. Do you want the date to go well or poorly? If you want it to go well, eat the garlic. If you want it to go poorly, eat the garlic. Garlic is amazing and should always be eaten when available.
(Disclaimer: Do not use garlic if you are allergic to garlic or any of its ingredients, including garlic.)
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Post by Kachu on Jun 2, 2023 15:33:23 GMT
i was stood up
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Post by Panda on Jun 2, 2023 15:52:17 GMT
I'm sorry to tell you this buddy, but I think they saw your post here
and realised they could spend the time eating garlic instead
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Post by Kachu on Jun 2, 2023 16:35:37 GMT
you're right.
she probably did :[
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Post by JoyTheBard (Slezak) on Jun 2, 2023 17:56:36 GMT
D:
Oh well, time to buy seventeen more cloves of garlic and eat your feelings. Or some vanilla ice cream.
I had garlic ice cream at a garlic festival once. I don't remember if it was good, but I didn't hate it at least.
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Post by notbadplayer on Jun 27, 2023 16:21:12 GMT
Would you rather get struck by lightning or have a nice meal?
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Post by Neotelenta on Jun 28, 2023 1:00:36 GMT
I consume the chicken parmesan as a bolt fries me where I sit. I smile weakly and close my eyes. The perfect meal.
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Post by Planetbox on Jun 28, 2023 11:48:09 GMT
You have literally just described capital punishment. Welcome to Texas
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Post by Neotelenta on Jun 28, 2023 13:26:22 GMT
I don't believe you. You spelled capital with a lowercase 'c'.
Yeehaw.
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Post by Kachu on Aug 20, 2023 14:54:36 GMT
I asked my family this question the other day and nobody
how much money would you need to be paid to sit down and consume an entire jar of mayonnaise in one sitting? You can't eat it with anything else but you can drink water.
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Post by Panda on Aug 20, 2023 15:22:55 GMT
Throwback to Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time which is a channel I forgot existed until this moment, thanks Kachu
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Post by Kachu on Aug 21, 2023 21:45:34 GMT
No clue what that is but nice!
Didn’t answer my question tho.
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Post by Panda on Aug 21, 2023 22:04:43 GMT
The guy eats a "pre-dinner snack" which is just mayonnaise by the spoonful.
What I'm saying is this challenge seems easy peasy and I'll happily do it for 50 quid
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Post by NIKI on Sept 27, 2023 14:58:45 GMT
It's good for you.
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Post by Neotelenta on Oct 23, 2023 16:28:48 GMT
^ If Dae handed me a giant burger and said that, I would agree with him.
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Post by NIKI on Nov 4, 2023 7:20:13 GMT
1 billion dollar brand deal with mcd*nalds (dae dislikes fast food most of the time so it's not genuine at all)
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